i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
You can’t force things upon one that isn’t here.
snap snap snap snap snap snap
snap
snap
snap
snapsnap
snap
snap snap snap snap snap snap
mine.
not yours.
go away.
Meanwhile on Classic Who
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what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment…
inside-the-mind-of-a-wallflower:
John’s face.
#why did I leave the shire
#why did I leave the shire
i needed this a lot a lot a lot
(Source: tondalayo)
the owner of Yahoo is just as fucked up and addicted to this site as we are and gives us all the updates we've asked for
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excuse you our porn is of the finest quality
pepper doing some ironing
I caNT’ BRETAHSE
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
HARRY POTTER DUBSTEP
JUST PRESS PLAY.
My soul is orgasming.
Put on headphones
Close your eyes.
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